If you have to ask what it is, we know you aren’t from the South. That’s ok, though, because you’re going to love it, too. Primitive’s Buttermilk Pie is a spot-on e-liquid representation of the famous Southern culinary tradition Buttermilk Pie (also known as Chess Pie, but without the cornmeal).
For those unfamiliar with this delicious dessert (you’ll thank us for introducing you to it, we promise), it’s a custard pie that’s baked until it has a lightly caramelized top crust over its creamy center. It almost melts in your mouth. You could say it’s crème brûlée’s buttery, pie-crusted culinary cousin.
It’s so accurate and so Southern, y’all will have a hankering for more that’s strong enough to knock a full-grown steer cattywampus.
Primary Flavors: Custard, Pie, Buttermilk, Caramelized Sugar
“Key lime flavors are not all day vapes.”, said the e-liquid makers.
“Wrong!”, said Primitive Vapor Co.
Vestige takes a warm, sweet-glazed doughnut, covers it with sweet cinnamon-sugar crumbles, and fills it with rich, smooth key lime cream, creating an e-liquid that is most definitely all-day-vape worthy.
Primary Flavors: Key Lime, Cream, Donut, Sugar, Cinnamon, Glaze
Originally created (most likely) in the imperial kitchens of Istanbul’s Topkapi Palace, our beloved Baklava was presented to the Janissaries (the Sultan’s elite bodyguards) every 15th of the month of Ramadan in a ceremonial procession called the Baklava Alayı.
The troops enjoyed overflowing trays of delicious, flaky pastry, layered with finely minced pistachios and other nuts, all held together by a thick, gooey, honey glaze.
Lucky for you, the Primitive boys somehow managed to improve upon the imperial kitchen’s recipe when creating Flak’d, a dessert vape fit for a Sultan.
Primary Flavors: Baklava, Pastry, Honey, Pistachio, Mixed Nuts
Bottle Sizes: 60ml PG/VG Ratio: 30% PG / 70% VG
Bottle Type: Glass with Child-Resistant Dropper Cap